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Her "Insanely large meme" post had me cracking up... so I stole it.


Do you like strawberries?
I love strawberries! ^^

Who was your first best friend?
First grade, her name was Kelly... we had code words and everything.

Have you seen The Notebook over a million times?
*pukes* No. No, no, no. And I never plan to.

Laptop or PC?
Macintosh.

Did you ever see the Sound of Music?
I want to...

Do you like hip hop or rock better?
Rock, duh!

Do you believe in God?
I'm Wiccan, so... not really. *waves at earth_dragon*

Have you ever smashed your head against a pole and/or wall?
Tons of times! ...On accident, of course.

Have you ever been on a plane?
A few times.

Were you ever in a play?
You obviously aren't familiar with my acting.

Have you ever seen Stand by Me?
What's that?

Have you ever seen the movie Rent?
Nope.

Do you listen to music regularly?
Too often for my own good... *snuggles iPod*

Did you ever have braces?
I will in a few months... *scared*

Did you ever ride a horse and/or donkey before?
Yes, but only those rides in the fair. I've also ridden a camel.

Have you ever licked the spine of a book?
...Excuse me?

Have you sat in a photo booth and just hung out without taking a picture?
I've never even been in a photo booth.

Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
Hasn't everyone? Sorry, Tyler!

When you see the abbreviation, "rofl", do you say it aloud in your head as, "rawful"?
*laughs* No!

Are you friends with your best friend's significant other?
My best friend *is* my significant other.

How did you dress in middle school?
T-shirt, torn jeans, ratty sneakers. Very Ron Weasley-ish.

If you were one of the Seven Dwarfs, which one would you be?
I don't know! Who cares?!

Have you ever flown first class?
Nope, too poor.

Would you rather surf in California or ski in Vermont?
Neither, thanks. I'll just read or something.

What is one topping you MUST have on your pizza?
Pineapple, I think... I do love pineapple.

Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction books?
Fiction, almost always.

Would you rather read books or magazines?
Novels, fictional books.

Have you ever seen a shooting star?
No, never.

Have you ever torn your pants trousers in public?
Nope, thank Gods.

Do you know the difference between a conjunction and an adjective?
I've seen School House Rock... of course I know.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Two, sometimes three.

Do you chew on ice?
Yeah. It's a bad habit, I know.

Do you watch TV or read before bedtime?
I read most of the time, but when I'm at my dad's, I'll watch Family Guy.

Are you allergic to anything?
PABA, found in sunscreen and lotion.

How many times a week do you wash your hair?
Every day, usually. I like clean hair.

Do you own any tartan trousers?
...Tartan...?

Have you ever been in a natural disaster (flood, hurricane, etc.)?
No.

Have you ever had food SO bad in a restaurant that you sent it back?
YES. Damn you, Carrows!

Do you sleep in pyjamas?
Nope, I sleep in a T-shirt and my panties.

Do you talk in your sleep?
Sometimes I say the weirdest shit...

Have you ever swallowed your gum?
Always. I almost never spit it out.

Where is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has rang?
I don't own a cell phone.

Have you ever gone white water rafting?
Nope!

Have you ever faked sick?
Um... I'm fifteen. What do you think?

How many times have you broken a bone?
Zero.

Have you ever had anyone tell you that your fly was open?
All the time, stupid denims...

Have you ever successfully pogoed on a pogo stick?
I keep falling over. *sad*

Do you eat breakfast?
Every day. Cereal, fruit, yogurt, juice.

Can you pick things up with your toes?
I have monkey feet, I swear.

How many foreign countries have you visited?
None, but I hope to go to France someday.

Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?
Bathroom. Totally bathroom.

What is your favourite breed of dog?
I don't really like dogs. I prefer cats.

Have you ever eaten frog legs?
No. It's not in my schedule, either.

Your absolute favourite shirt is dirty. Would you still wear it?
No, but I'd be tempted. *huggles Sunstreaker shirt*

Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
Yeah, because I'm a dumbass. I managed to get it off, though... painfully...

Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
Duh!

What did you call your baby blanket?
Um... my baby blanket.

Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
Yes, but I was in second grade.

Can you read while travelling without getting sick?
Sometimes. Depends on the road.

What is a noise that you cannot stand?
Alarm clocks. O_o

Do you know how to do a cart-wheel?
I fall on my ass, every time. I'm so inflexible.

What is the most you are willing to spend on a pair of sunglasses?
I don't wear sunglasses.

Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you're asleep?
No! My mom's like me; why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

Do you take pills of any sort?
Not recently, other than Ibuprofen.

Do you plug your nose when swimming under water?
Yeah, I can't hold my breath well.

What was your elementary school called?
I went to Dayton Elementary until third grade, then I went to John Muir.

Do you maintain any friendships originating from elementary school?
I try to call Kelly every now and again, but she's never home. All the ones from Cali I've kept, except for Emily, that conservative "better than thou" bitch...

What is your most favourite word of all time?
Happenstance. Or pants, that one's always nice.

Do gothic people scare you?
No, I'm friends with, like, 20 emo kids.

What kind of relationship do you have with your dad?
Awkward. We talk about nothing, we don't hug, and he firmly believes that I am still nine years old.

Would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret?
Probably not. I would hold a grudge and continue to be their friend, but I'd never forgive them.

Is there anyone you like?
Define "like".

Do you like the colour orange?
Go Cannons! Orange is my favorite color!

Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
Rarely.

Last thing you cooked?
Um... I toasted an English muffin yesterday, does that count?

Are you in a good mood?
I'm *bored* to *tears*. Someone save me!

What is your star sign?
Aquarius, the water bearer.

Do you believe in luck?
I believe that sometimes coincidences happen in my favor.

Last person who told you your problems were going to be okay?
Um... *thinks*... *still thinking*... My reflection.

Do you have more or less than five real best friends?
More. Much more.

Be honest, do you like people in general?
Not especially, no. People suck.

What are you doing this weekend?
Driving back to my mom's from my dad's.

What do you think about?
Two fictional men having sex.

Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
Most of the time.

Got any nicknames?
Madi, Maddie, Maddy, Maddi... Mim, Squirt, Red, Weasley, Freckles, Carrot-Top, Sunset, Lesbo. I think I might have a few...

Do you like Starbucks?
I like their cookies, not their coffee.

Are you named after anyone?
No, my mom just thought it was an interesting name.

Are you taller than 5'6“?
No, I'm 5'3".

What is your background on your phone?
Background? *perplexed*

Which is more powerful: actions or words?
Actions... No, words... Um... hmm.

What are a few false perceptions you think people have about you?
That I'm stupid. I get told that all the time, especially by the gf. I'm actually pretty tired of being told that I'm an idiot.

What is the greatest lesson a friend has taught you?
That sometimes, it's best to wait for love to come to you, unless you're prepared to get your heart broken.

Who taught you how to ride a bike, and when?
I taught myself, when I was six.

All right, so have you ever actually sat down and thought about why you like the person you like?
No, I just trust with all my heart that I like her because she's Shelby, even if she can't see how much she hurts me sometimes.

When people say, "Honestly, I don't think I've ever talked shit about anyone" do you think it's possible?
I doubt it. Everyone talks about everyone behind their backs, it's just fact. I know I have, everyone has... I'm looking at you, Emily.

How do you feel about gay marriage?
I like gay marriage more than straight marriage, but both are pretty pointless. Who needs marriage anyway?

Is there someone you'd really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?
earth_dragon, to name one... My mom, my girlfriend, my friend Carina... so many.

Is there something that has happened in your past that you don't like talking about?
Of course, and I'm not talking about it here.

Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Of course; all the kids at my school pretty much hate me, and aren't afraid to say it. The Internet is the only place that people tend to like me, and I have an odd feeling that most of my mom's friends are only saying that because I'm fifteen.

Do you think you're approachable?
Yes. I love making friends, and I wouldn't turn down anyone asking for help.

Do you regret doing anything this week?
Yeah... not doing my homework sooner.

Name something you wouldn't want to buy that's been used.
Panties. *squick*

When did you last cry?
Yesterday, reading a Harry/Ron fanfic... writing original fiction...

How late did you stay up last night?
I fell asleep at about 12:30, but I was in bed at 9:00.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes... unfortunately, I had to turn them down, being gay and not interested in that pesky "Y" chromosome. Sorry again, Tyler!

What do you think of the most when you are alone?
Either my girlfriend or the story we're writing together.

Would you ever become a vegetarian or even vegan?
I might think about it, but I love bacon too much.

What do you think of people who hate vegetarians?
That's a pretty dumb reason to hate somebody.

Are you a flirt?
Only with my straight female friends.

Would you rather have jet black hair or cherry red hair?
Cherry red! ^^ *giggles*

Do you make sexual innuendos about everything?
Often enough.

Have you ever held hands?
With my girlfriend, yeah, but it was awkward and it felt... forced?

If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
WalMart, where the slaves are nice and the prices are low.

Have you ever got upset because somebody said they'd call you and they didn't?
I do that to people all the time, so no.

Have you ever met a real life prostitute?
Not that I know of.

Can you do push-ups?
Not to save my life.

Do you have a car?
I'm FIFTEEN, for the love of... *grumbles*

Where's your dad right now?
At work with his pregnant wife. *angry*

Are you single?
Not married, but taken.

What's your favourite animal?
I like raccoons... and cats.

What's on your mind?
'My shoulder hurts... I'm hungry... I wonder if there's any croissants left? Hmm... I'm bored. And cold.'

Favourite football team?
I don't watch sports.

What colour are your eyes?
Olive green.

Where is your phone?
Downstairs, in the kitchen.

What's your biggest fear?
That I'll end up alone.

Does your family get family portraits done?
No, not since I was four.

Are you mad at anyone?
My dad... always...

Annoyed with anyone?
My siblings for being SO F*CKING NOISY.

Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
...EW.

Can you cook harder things than spaghetti, pancakes, and macaroni and cheese?
I can't even cook those. *feels pathetic*

What's your favourite time of year?
Halloween.

Do you know a lot about cars?
Only the cars in Transformers.

What is your favourite childhood board game?
Life.

Do you change best friends a lot?
Not... really... *confused* This meme is really fixated on best friends, huh?

Do you think that you’re a good person?
Not especially.

Do people underestimate you?
Too often to count.

What is the background on your computer?
On the one I'm logged into now, a Lord of the Rings pic... on my mom's, I think a spider web... and on mine, a picture of Duncan and Methos kissing (Highlander).

Does everyone in your life know the real you?
Of course not.

Who was the last person to hug you?
My mom, I think, before I left for my dad's. My siblings hug me all the time, but they forcefully squeeze the air out of me, so they don't count.

Beach or Mountains?
Mountains have a better view, and I miss the snow.

Does someone love you?
I think so.

Is your birthday on a holiday?
No, it's smack in the middle of January, when I can't even hold a real party.

Do you vote?
Not old enough yet. If I could, I'd vote every time because I'm a good democrat.

Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
Nobody that I know is in the war.

Life... How do you feel about it?
It's boring, for the most part. Everyone's always angry with me for being the irresponsible teenager, my girlfriend gets mad when I don't call her, my dad doesn't understand me, and my stepmother hates my freaking guts. Plus, my friends all don't even take the time to get to know me.

Coffee or Tea?
Tea, usually.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes, but she dumped me.

Do you talk to yourself?
Often and at length.

Have you lived up to your parents' expectations?
Mostly, except for my grades in school. And my temper.

Are we more likely to find you in a coffee bar or a nightclub?
Too young for nightclubs, and what the hell's a coffee bar?

Has anyone ever told you that you would make a good stand up comedian?
Yeah, to which I said, "And what's the deal with airline food?"

What colour is your couch?
Deep green in both houses.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Over the phone, all the time. I sound just like my mother.

Do/Did you want to go back to school?
NO. I hate school, except for seeing my friends and French class.

What was your grade 6 teachers name?
Carla Freel.

Have you ever tried Propel Calcium Water?
*laughing* WTF?! What is *wrong* with this meme?!

Has anyone ever told you to your face what they truly think about you?
Yeah. All the time. "Madison, you are the annoying little girl in the back of the classroom that everyone just wants to hurry up and catch leukemia or something so that we can all get on with our lives without you talking about Harry Potter and Transformers all the time. By the way, can I copy your homework?"

F*ck you, Scott.

What colour is the cloth/sponge you use in the shower/bath?
I just use my hands... is that weird?

Would you rather have a tarantula or a python as a pet?
I have two snakes already, but wouldn't mind a third.

Do you actually enjoy reading?
Of course I do! I'm actually re-reading The Picture of Dorian Gray right now.

What is something people may not know about your province/state?
Uh... *shrugs* I have no clue. I don't know much about California and don't care.

Have you ever heard of Newfoundland?
...Isn't that a dog?

What is the worst thing you've ever said to a teacher?
I splashed water on her and shouted "Holy water!"

What's the best book you've ever read for school?
Lord of the Flies. I actually wrote Jack fanfiction because I *love* him.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
How about my pregnant stepmother?

How do you flush the toilet in public washrooms?
...What do you mean, "how?"

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
All the time.

Do you have a crush on someone?
Every fifteen-year-old has a crush!

Name one thing you worry about running out of?
Fanfiction ideas.

What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Ron Weasley. Red hair, freckles, big hands and feet... it's understandable. Plus, all my clothes are now too small because I grew again.

Does he count as famous?

What is your favourite pizza topping?
Pineapple.

Do you crack your knuckles?
Frequently. *cracks knuckles*

What song do you hate the most?
Anything country. And "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" just because my mom plays it So. Often.

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Of course it did.

What are your super powers?
I can memorize bits from books and shows I like and recite them four years after the fact.

Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint... Peppermint makes me gag.

Where are your car keys?
I'm *fifteen*! OMG, I cannot drive yet, you stupid meme!

What's your most annoying habit?
Yelling at the television. Why can't they hear me? I keep telling them not to go into the bedroom, but they *never* listen!

Where did you last go on vacation?
I don't go on vacation.

What is your best physical feature?
My freckles, I think.

What CD is closest to you right now?
Indigo Girls. My God, I am such a dyke.

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Butter. Milk. Eggs.

What superstition do you believe/practice?
None. I'm not superstitious at all.

What colour are your bed sheets?
Blue Transformers sheets, because I really am nine. Thanks, dad.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A bird!

Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
I. Am. Fifteen. Years. Old. You. Stupid. Meme.

What are your favourite sayings?
"If you are what you eat... I could be you by morning."

What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
"Stay" by Cindi Lauper. Or else "Torn" by Natalie Umbruglia.

What is your favourite Harrison Ford movie?
Um, his most famous ones, maybe? *hums Indiana Jones theme*

What CD is in your stereo?
I have an iPod, not a stereo.

How many kids do you plan on having?
None. I'd feed them to the jackals.

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
*shocked* What the hell kind of a depressing question is this? In my sleep, duh!

Can you walk around your house at night with the lights off and not run into anything?
*blush* I'm... scared of the dark... *shy*

Ever received a "why don't you write me?"
Yeah, from my ex-girlfriend, all the time.

Ever taken your frustration/bad mood out on others?
Hasn't everybody?

Ever had a huge argument and then realized that you were wrong?
yeah, but I keep fighting anyway.

Ever left things the way they were just because it would be harder to resolve it?
Of course. I let myself fail sometimes, because I'm a terrible person.

Ever been so dazed that you take a drink of water but completely miss your mouth?
Yeah, but with soda, not water.

Ever dropped your toothbrush in the toilet?
Ew! No!

Can you sleep better at night or during the day?
At night. I can't sleep during the day unless I'm on the verge of death.

Is your favourite colour evident by the clothes you wear?
Yes! I have tons of orange tank-tops.

Is there a movie that you can really relate to?
Not so far... I don't think. I watch a lot of movies, give me a break.

Ever found lyrics to a song that almost exactly describes you?
"Stay" by Cindi Lauper, because... wow.

Ever said a word so many times in a row that it didn't even sound like a word anymore?
What?? *getting annoyed with meme*

Was there a book series you read growing up?
The Boxcar Children, Harry Potter, and Series of Unfortunate Events.

Ever written a letter to someone and weren't able to give it to them because it was so personal and detailed?
Yeah. I do that a lot.

Are you able to act?
Voice act, but not act act.

Can you give public speeches without freaking out?
Yeah. I get butterflied for five minutes, but then I'm fine.

Ever find humour in a part of a movie that no one else does?
Yeah. "Cedric was really good at this stuff... just... Voldemort was better."
*snicker*

Are accents a turn on?
Surprisingly, no. Foreign languages, on the other hand...

Do you dream more good than bad?
No. I often have vivid nightmares.

Can you interpret your own dreams or do you have to have someone else tell you what they think?
It's all stress-related. I don't need a frickin' palm reader to tell me that.

Ever regret saying something hurtful?
Yeah, but I almost never apologize.

Ever regret expressing your love?
Always.
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